If school isn’t a place to sleep then home isn’t a place to study.
best logic i’ve ever heard
GO HOME KITTEN, YOU ARE DRUNK.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
oh my god it’s like he started to hover away but his front half’s antigravity didn’t activate
Come back here, son
"um how did you find out i unfollowed you"
short people are scary cuz that means their emotions are concentrated in a smaller container
"So, what did you do this Saturday?"
My parents and I were watching the Hobbit but then they both fell asleep so I stopped the movie and started Return of the King about halfway through and when my dad woke up he just looked at me with this horrified expression and whispered what day is it?
Whenever I get period cramps
trying to leave tumblr
DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU
Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough
wow why the fuck would you say that
i know why I’m so obsessive… my mum moved to London just for Paul McCartney from the Beatles
she snuck into his garden
she stole his flower pot
roughly 20 years later and she still counts it as one of her greatest achievements
so i was trying to put tom in this picture
and as i was trying to scale him, everyone froze and i couldn’t move him anymore
and he is now stuck like this
I see he can feel the freedom.
Hey, at least you’re not as dumb as these people.
CONNETCOOT i am fucking losing it.
Over and out…